girl-magnet:

tommilsom:

cataquack:

hipsterpieceofshit:

jibunkakumei:

iloveyoubutihatethiscity:

liebeengelbiene:

theycancelledquidditch:

tophatkurt:

homemadedarkmark:

teppelin:

This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.

WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD 

I AM ALWAYS REBLOGGING THIS

IT JUST GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME

Oh sweet Jesus. This is just. Oh dear god ewewew

I just spit water all over my blanket. Oh my.

What? I don’t get it.

 OH MY FUCKING GODLSKFJSLKFJSLFKJ

NO…..

nope, don’t get iOH GOSH

oh lawd.

sammieisengirl:

Thats impressive

kyuubeyismywaifu:

thetroublewithturner:

ack

good

moonblossom:

the-final-horcrux:

asktheotherdoctor:

askcaptainjack:

Because you’ve got everybody there. 

You got your freshmen, 

ROTC guys,

Preps, 

JV jocks, 

Asian nerds, 

Cool asians, 

Varsity jocks, 

Unfriendly Black Hotties, 

Girls who eat their feelings, 

Girls who don’t eat anything, 

Desperate Wannabees,

 

Burnouts, 

Sexually active band geeks, 

The greatest people you will ever meet, 

And the worst.

Beware the plastics. 

JACK.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WANT TO SIT. 

BLESS THIS POST

ohyestimelords:

Yeah well you have a dumb hat.

By my dearest. <3